im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.
You yanged OP’s yin.
So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?
Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D
i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!
Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.
You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)
Mustard and coleslaw.
Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread
that’s the magic beans one with the giant
Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that
ok hitler
Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?
You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)
Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.
You monster.
You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!
(Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)
We’ve had those already for something like 10 years
Reminds me of college.
Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?
I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!
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Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.
As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.
Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.
I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.
Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable
Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?
sounds like a burrito
It does say Riga in the pic
Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.
Riga
I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.
Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…
That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings
The toppings go in before the hotdogs.
Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though
I’d give it a go
I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests
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No way, a steamed bun can’t be beat
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OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?
Did this guy shoot up a school?
They are really greasy dogs
Healthcare was brought up by the comment
The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment
fuuuuuuck
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No one has mentioned the KFC double down so your argument is invalid.
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That’s what happens when you think you’re the leader but you don’t have the basics down.
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Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago
Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn’t poor.
God damn, homie can’t afford 2 hotdogs
Yo momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with a bun with no hot dog in it. I said: did you lose a hot dog? She said: no, I found a bun.
Local hotdog shop?
I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.
I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food
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Maybe you guys have good steak houses?
In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”
So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!
If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.
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… you’ve never doubled down before?
It’s an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.
Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place
I prob won’t be
What is a slut dog
Your wife, and don’t call me dog.
I’m not your dog, fam.
Whatever not your dog, but don’t call me fam.
I’m not your fam, bruh.
Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun
Two’o’dem dang ol’ hawtdawgs, man I tell’ya hwat.
Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:
In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).
Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:
- Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
- Corn
- Peas
- Ground beef
- Chicken
- Cheese
- Cabbage
- Vinaigrette
- Mashed potatoes
- Bacon
- Crispy straw potatoes
- Olives
- Cooked quail eggs
There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.
Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.
I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.
That’s fine, just change the name. It’s not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.
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This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement “Nachos are the best food!” and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, “THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!”
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Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs
They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.
Do it, I double-dog dare you!
Is a hot dog is a taco?
Yes. And cereal is a stew.
Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?
Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.
Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.
You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.
What are you eating, Captain Crunch?
I’ve always thought of it as a soup.
I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.
hotdoaco?
hotacog?
dotaho?
According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.
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So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…
Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.
Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.
Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.
If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!
Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.
? a tortilla is also folded.
I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P
^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.
On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.
Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!
Putting one on top of another is fine though.
That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.
Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.
I hate to break it to you, but hot dogs and tacos are the same.
Ok I can see that. However according to the holiest principles, Mexican food is above all others and floats on a cloud of cloudy floatiness with other foods below it.
Source: I like Mexican food.
Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!
Disagree, I love condiments.
They really lessen the pleasure for me and when they break it’s a nightmare.
If you’re an adult, you can.
proceeds to get sued for patent violation
Gotta love the free market!
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Learned how from his mom
These are a staple food in star citizen
We have a bright future ahead of us as a species after all
Yeah, just don’t eat them the way they do in Star Citizen.
Make sure you remove your space helmet first before you eat that entire double dog in a single bite.
One of the funnier random exchanges I’ve seen in SC was when someone complained in chat that he had a constant choking sound to which someone else immediately responded with, “well stop eating hot dogs like that.”
You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s
Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.
Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.
