• Wrench
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    I don’t know how, but my mom could open jars better than me when I was a foot taller and much stronger than her. She’d make me move furniture around, and I’d hand her pickle jars.

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      That’s actually really cute.

      “Move this couch, please.” “Sure thing, mom.”

      “Open these olives, please.” “Of course, sweety.”

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        Or just stick a teaspoons other end under the lid, prefferably where the thread begins, lever it up a little and it’ll pop.

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          Yep, I use the end of a butter knife. You’re fighting the pressure that built up rather than how tight the lid is screwed.

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            Engineer solution. The rest are hearsay and folk tales

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        I usually bang the edge of the lid with some blunt flatware. Dull side of a butter knife is my preferred flatware.

        Helped my manager open something a few weeks ago by using some random piece of office equipment. She was very happy to pickled jalapenos as a side.

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        I have a sheet of that rubber no slip shelf liner stuff I use for difficult jar lids. It works great.

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      I find that it’s easier to do left-handed, so that all of the torque runs through the fat part of the thumb, rather than trying to grip with that instead.

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    Luckily, my teenager is shorter than me by a good bit, so I can freely call them a noob when they ask something that simple.

    Then again, calling them noob is pretty much always an option, as is telling them I’ll bang their mum when they lose a game.

    1337 parenting ftw!

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      so annoying when peter dinklage asks me to explain basic things, the guy’s rich as fuck surely he can buy his own house and an encyclopedia?

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    I just know I’m going to be minding my own business and my to-be teenaged son will suddenly ask me what a VCR is.