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Ready! Player 31M to Microblog MemesEnglish · 1 年前

Witnessed a miracle

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Witnessed a miracle

Ready! Player 31M to Microblog MemesEnglish · 1 年前
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    That is an emergency I’d be glad she called so urgently

    • Ton the Supermassive@lemm.ee
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      Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!

      • Dave@lemmy.nz
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        Something something his noodley appendage?

        • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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          May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.

          • I'll be on [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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            This thread has made me hungry, I’m glad I have dinner in the oven (it’s rice, not to worry! 😂)

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    deleted by creator

  • Sam_Bass
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    a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing

    • CDenno
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      She has been selected. She is The One.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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        She is nobody’s bitch.

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    My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We’ll be driving or something and she’ll yell “oh my God!” and I’ll slam on the brakes and be like “What! What is it?”, and she’s like “I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!”.

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      I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!

      Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.

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    Your wife might be a dude like us.

    • OpenStars@discuss.online
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      img

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      Especially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.

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    Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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      wow

  • bcgm3
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    This means something. This is important.

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    works in mysterious ways…

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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    Careful it might bite

  • JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works
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    :)

  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    That’s a lot of spaghetti-o’s

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