Hubs just destroyed incel ideology by pointing out danny devito fucks and I can’t stop laughing
I agree, but it is Danny De Devito after all.
Got a crook back today and it’s not even a shagger’s back. How sad is that.
As far as everyone else is concerned it’s 100% shagger’s back.
It’s not his birthday.
It’s someone’s birthday though. Might as well celebrate that.
True. I’ll celebrate opening a new box of tissues so you don’t need to tell me twice.
I thought birthdays are for shagger’s neck
Shagger’s neck is for the young and horny in the backseat of a small car.
I walked home through the park and took a great pic of the century plants all in flower. They must be at least four metres tall.
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Cool :)
Miss Meow has declared today Snoozy Saturday.
Here here
Love getting a box of Nan’s Christmas bikkies 😍
so cute and such a treat
^Obligatory Cat Tax included^
The only downside is having to share them with my partner 😂
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😂😂 I love this!
no smileys
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sad face
ditto
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I got bored. Exercise your vocabularies peeps.
What’s this ‘share’ shit? When my elderly friend brings me the traditional Christmas container of chhena jili, chhena poda and other assorted indian delights His Lordship knows that shit is mine, not his.
One year she made a box up for each of us, I think it was my partners and I first Xmas together. Since then, we’ve become one Cronenberg entity, so we have to share the box now 😂
With how much I hype them up, it would be against the festive spirit to deny my partner his share 😂😂
But if your mate, makes you delicious treats, they are yours and his lordship can languish 😂
Just a absolutely gorgeous sunset with the doggo.
That looks very similar to the lonny backbeach with barwon heads in the background?
Half right. Bit closer to the river
Set up podium tennis. Children have massive fight with each other. Have a few angry hits myself after they storm inside. Why HIT can’t HIT we HIT just HIT have HIT fun HIT like HIT a HIT normal HIT fucking HIT family HIT It was hard to put in the lawn because, although lush and spongey to walk on, the ground is so hard. Gonna need a deeper hole. Brought it in so it doesn’t get rusty when it rains, which it looks like it will soon. Now I feel a bit flat because the fun thing wasn’t fun for them. I’m gonna stop pouting and make some bolognaise I think.
podium tennis
Have to admit I have no idea what that is.
Actually I think it might be called totem tennis and I miss named it? It’s a pole you stick into the lawn with a tennis ball on a long string attached to the top on a spiral so it spins around when you hit it. You get a couple of bats with it and you can play solo or with two people.
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Yeah I misremembered the name. Doing that a bit lately whilst not working. Apparently working in a factory keeps me sharp. God help me 🤦🏼♀️
How about tennis ball on a pole? :D
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totem tennis and it’s great fun
totem tennis
ooh I see, had one of those as a kid too and there were fights :)
I’m finding the cheapo manual auger I got ages ago has made doing clean holes in tough ground a lot easier. Surprisingly seems to be getting more and more use. Could be worth a thought.
An auger 🤔 I feel like we’ve probably got one somewhere… or is it an awl I’m thinking of? I think I’m remembering we have an awl for making holes in leather etc. Geez, a couple of weeks with no work and I feel like my brain’s turning to mush lol 🚫💡
Front yard planting has been done. The augur to go on the drill worked well & made digging holes one handed much easier. I was very careful to make sure I was wearing gloves.
A couple of the plants might not have survived the wait, but I planted them anyway in case they are able to regrow from the roots. I’ve just got a few more plants to go in the shady spots and down the side of the house and that will be everything.
Augers, so hot right now :)
Shadows…how do they work? 😾
Edit: I don’t want to wake up yet damn it.
Should get one of those dangly things that hang in the window that put rainbow prisms on the wall
That’s not a bad idea!
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Pain so bad…I may need a margarita.
Have two.
Alright then. You’ve twisted my arm.
is there any left?
No ma’am.
slides a glass of sly grog your way 🍹
Sky pretty.
I may have been convinced to try karaoke tonight. May have confirmed my knowledge that my enthusiasm for singing is not entirely matched by my talent. Heaps fun though. So good to have stupid fun with friends and family. Laughed so much I nearly threw up.
day is soo slooow today
Agreed. How is it only 4:30pm.
Thanks for doing thread, @TheWitchofThornbury! 🖤
