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Oh my nobody could have seen this coming. (Sarcasm)
People were calling it from day 1. I’m surprised it took this long for the FBI to come out with a statement… although…
Take off the masks, you fucking cowards
I guess they don’t want people harassing them at home.
They also see no irony in that at all sadly.
Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states,
I’d need to see some exceptionally compelling evidence to be convinced they weren’t actually just ICE officers doing this.
And later in the story…
A senior ICE official tells WIRED: “Anyone caught impersonating themselves as a federal immigration agent will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Impersonating a federal immigration officer endangers public safety and erodes trust in law enforcement.”
Only the bootliquors still have any trust remaining. Fucking trust. Lol
I worry that they’ll claim wearing a mask is “impersonating a federal immigration officer”, especially when it’s bad enough the protests happen in earnest.
Shhhhh! Don’t give those fuckers any ideas!
We’ve reached a point where lawlessness is being championed by both the law and criminals. Add to that we have elected a felon/pedophile president. What a time to be alive - sigh.
What gets me is that the bothsiders are still screeching about the situation they helped get everyone into.
Nuance, reality and pragmatism be damned.
agreed its too suspicious they are not ice, they would doing it in red areas to, which they arnt.
They’re doing their best.
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Win win even if they’re the real deal
You can only win a gun fight if you have superior numbers and firepower. Otherwise it’s just certain death for the assaulted.
We need to bring back the concept of a citizen militia.
Drones and payloads. Guns are last century.
making guncotton at home is not that hard but then i remembered its US so you can probably go buy gunpowder by the gallon from your local walmart or something
You joke, but yes you can.
2 gun stores are closer than walmart why would i go to the box store
Yeah. Having watched a good amount of Ukraine footage I now flinch whenever I hear buzzing sounds. We are going to have a generation of people afraid of the open air.
Republicans better think about inside only events. No one even needs line of sight.
Both sides will have to.
Well, public opinion won’t favor blowing up people in blow up costumes dancing on the roadside. 🙃
Disagree, initiative and proper cover can really even the odds. Ymmv.
High tech lasers from the future also help a lot.
Doubly so if they’re supported by omniscient kill orbs from the orb wars of 3725.
Community engagement needed
A half dozen people in every neighborhood ready to roll on ICE as soon as they show up would force a new conversation pretty fucking quick.
Organized gangs finally had their lightbulb moment?
Well, that assumes “organized gang” and “ICE” are mutually exclusive….
They’re actually just taking their cue from the biggest gang
Don’t trash “organized gangs”, they’re better at what they do than ICE
In Cyberpunk, the NCPD is basically just another gang. More organized than the Valentinos or Tiger Claws, but pretty much the same by the end of the day.
In real life though, ICE seems to be a lot like a gang too. Have they pivoted to drugs and violent extortion yet? You know, if you smuggle guns and slaves, you can make a lot of money?
There’s no way ICE hasn’t been involved in illegal drug smuggling for decades. It doesn’t work without corrupt people in those kinds of positions. DEA and CBP as well.
This civil war is going to get fucking weird.
More like white supremacists realized they could kidnap and kill immigrants with a lower chance of being caught.
And agents who don’t do this, or do other illegal acts should be dealt with. Right? Hello?
Like we’ve been saying this whole time!
Ice are criminals
Ice is sexually assaulting people.
Let them prove they aren’t.
Some of them are probably real ICE.
Plausible deniability.
Reports of a masked ICE Agent murdering an individual filming an ICE raid, then fleeing the scene. “That wasn’t an actual ICE agent. Don’t worry, it’s… ‘under investigation’ and we’ll never release any information about the incident ever again.”
Aaaaannnnddd ding ding ding, you won this round!
I always thought protesters should wear jeans or tan tactical pants, boots, vest and plate ($35-50 from Amazon), a tacticool utility belt ($20-30 from amazon), helmet ($30 from amazon) a black Balaclava Ski Mask ($6), with sunglasses. On the right chest have a random ID number like “A462”. Slap an American flag patch (or a Police gang patch with the blue line).
You could even throw in a functional gas mask for $50
These ICE creeps don’t have a proper issued uniform. They bought their shit off amazon as well. I saw one dude who looked like he was wearing airsoft/paintball stuff.
Can you imagine the confusion if everyone dressed in tacticool? Those untrained ICE idiots would be completely lost.
The JR “Bob” Dobbs mantra - “If you act like a dumb shit, they’ll treat you like an equal”.
Wow, I have not seen a church of the sub genius reference in almost 20 years.
Wow, I have not seen a church of the sub genius reference in almost 20 years.
Well, that’s probably just part of the Pink Conspiracy. They’ve been stealing your slack.
They just had a cool doc about them come out not that long ago. Sadly, the podcast/Hour of Slack has come to an end:
https://archive.org/details/hourofslack
The Hour of Slack was produced weekly since 1985 by REV. IVAN STANG (PO Box 807, Glen Rose, Texas, 76043, USA) – more years than Johnny Carson or David Letterman were on the air. The show was discontinued in June, 2022; host Rev. Stang simply got burned out after 37 years of weekly shows. His hearing loss wasn’t helping either.
there was a analog horror/ARG on youtube that used some of their stuff i think its been a few years now.
Does listening to 40oz count?
cult of bob
Yup.
It would be VERY easy to infiltrate them while they’re out in the field. Just surround them with people looking just like them. They’d have no option but to retreat.
And do this on Halloween so they can’t arrest you for impersonating an officer either! #lifeHacks
Sorry 🤭
EDIT: Oh, wait… no, wait a minute… does the fact that they don’t have an officially issued uniform really mean that technically you could argue in court that you were not impersonating an officer? That. Is. Wildly stupid of them if true.
As long as you had nothing on your “uniform” that said Police or had a badge of any sort, they would be hard pressed to charge you with anything. If they nabbed you, and you weren’t black bagged to a blackzone and disappeared, you could always say you arrived to protest wearing a helmet, plate carrier, gas mask because of the documented law enforcement violence towards citizens. The pouches and utility belt could contain things like first aid supplies.
First aid supplies OR tiny plastic unicorns and skittles.
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I would, but with my luck that would be the day everyone decides enough is enough and they start beating the dogshit out of every ice agent lol
I love this idea.
Yeah, as everyone knew would happen when the cowards began hiding their identities and acting like a secret police on amfetamins.
hah they’re not going to ID themselves. these cowards can’t even do their “jobs” without covering their faces because they’re so scared.
Well, they’re scared, but also the admin doesn’t want the identities to be revealed and shown that like 90% of ICE was probably recruited straight from known neo-nazi/white nationalist groups like the Proud Boys
“Warns” “urges” Yeah that’ll do ot
