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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Not The OnionEnglish · 24 days ago

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Elon Musk's brilliant plan for saving us from climate change involves a little help from a swarm of friendly AI satellites.

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SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking twist, Musk ends up propelling the Earth directly into the Sun.
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