It’s a Walmart. Specifically, the Tire and Lube Express.

Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.

Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…

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That’s not a moon…that’s a space station

Burn it! Burn it with Angelfire!

Hey! Leave Otto’s girlfriend out of this!

We downloaded a whole country to a bunch of birds!

While he is reclusive, I need some link to him being “litigious”. Nothing I’ve ever seen shows him to be nasty to anybody other than corporations and assholes who make disgusting decals.

Now the question is, can we get Bill Watterson involved…He might be sympathetic and have some say so.

Maybe don’t go after underage trees?

And we’re so proud of you!
Now the bathroom!
(Oops! Looks like “Next time!”)

Pish Posh

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn’t he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those “co-conspirators” should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

That was easy!

She worked as part of a team of three with the Lion and the Wardrobe…