While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.

Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.

Not in the UK, though.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind.

It was 2006: typos made by grieving people had a chance to become memes.

Since I started moving my family over to Apple, the amount of tech support I needed to do for them dropped to almost zero. It just works. I have my Raspberry Pis and Linux boxes for fun and my MacBook for when the computer needs to get out of the way and let me work.

That said, I have zero interest in buying this absurd fashion accessory ;)

Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be…?

Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.

Cephalopod. More legs, totally different really.

Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

So… fax, then?

The, err, beaver super moon, huh?

Appropriate source, at least.

Gonna need some citations there, laddie…

When you’re done with that marathon of a video (based on post timestamps I’d guess you’re about halfway through it now), you might enjoy Brilliant Century Duck Crisis

With a wife and an and/or-girlfriend I don’t think he’s settling at all…!

Henry Cavill and more than a dozen Victoria’s Secret models are known to play.

Together… right?

Yeah, sorry, we can only have Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.

Basically an A-10!

…let’s just pretend that the bathtub is titanium, da?

Infinite range for the boomer subs…? No, I don’t think so…

This is what should be displayed:

So you are saying. You depend on brewery owners to arrange your piss up for you. To the point they set the date and time. You at best buy some tickets.

How is that in any way you organising anything. When taking a lover to dominos. Do you tell them you organised an Italian meal. Or took them out.

That’s why the saying “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” is an insult. The bar is set insanely low (organise your friends, buy tickets or pay on the door, get drunk) but you still believe that they wouldn’t be capable of it.

Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.

If you destroy the working class all you get is a broken machine?