Gets face full of arse and empty ballsack

Aw he loves me 🥹🙌🏼

Hello I also am on wonky sleep time 😅

https://imgur.com/gallery/VWnMPn3

I think he likes me 🥹

Oh no another timesink 😭

I have an interview next week!!! Whoo hoo!!

Been really depressed lately, not helped by the hormonal hurricane I’m in with this period 💀 been trying to keep my head up, but I think I’m feeling the effect of not having a scheduled psych appt lined up.

My sleep cycle is a bit messed up, and I’m constantly drowsy. I feel like a big ball of whinge and woe-is-me.

On a positive note, I’ve applied for some jobs which I’m hopeful I’ll get interviews for, and I’ve been playing cult of the lamb and am very happy with the DLC content! It’s entirely worth it to me, and isn’t just “here’s some new clothes and follower forms, bitch” - there’s more interactions with the bishops and much more endgame content.

The team lead at my woolies is stupidly hot, and I hate it because he’s so damn hot. Dammit.

I got the email to say that my certificate will be ready in a couple of weeks, and that I’ve met all the requirements (paid up, passed all modules, etc). Then I can include it with my applications instead of just saying “I passed! I swear! Pinky promise!”

Workforce is on to me though, and wants me to find a job service provider. I’ve heard so many horror stories I don’t even know where to start. And I’m still limited by only having my learner’s license, I’m still saving up to buy a bunch of bulk lessons. That’s all a morning problem though lol.

It’s called ‘the witching hour’ because witches are up at this hour. What they don’t tell you is that the witches aren’t up brewing potions or cleansing their crystals with the light of a gibbous moon; they’re up because their cats have the 3am post-poop zoomies and are causing havoc in the pantry.

Close enough but not too far, baby you know where you are

CBF vibes gang checkin’ in ✅

My PC has the ability to connect to WiFi, except it won’t. Password and whatnot are correct, but it just won’t get the internet. BUT! If I connect to WiFi on my phone, and then hotspot it, the PC can connect to that. 🤦‍♀️

I’m gonna have to go into the router settings or something to have my pc be able to connect to the WiFi. I just have big CBF vibes today 💀

Enjoy 😂 I have the physical cd of this album signed by Voltaire himself 👀😂

https://youtu.be/odHivt77qkk

That was my first thought, but reconstructing the packaging it is definitely ‘blueberry’ flavour!

It would make more sense if the strawberry flavour was raspberry, so they just cheaped out and recoloured the raspberries blue. But no, the strawberry flavour has strawberries on the packaging, grapes for grapes, but recolouring raspberries blue would be more work than just using an image of actual blueberries.

Make it make sense! 😭

Of course my period starts on the full moon. All signs point to me being a witch, but I didn’t get my letter to Strewthwarts School of Bewitchin’ and Broomin’, just saying.

Think I’ve caught something. Got a solid 10 hours of sleep last night, the just slept all day after getting my partner up for work. Just could not keep my eyes open.

I’m awake now, but I’m so so drowsy and blegggghhhh

After chewing and biting off my nails for the last 30 years, and one failed attempt to stop, I think this time has stuck.

My nail beds still need time to heal, and there’s still damage visible from biting them so long, but it feels nice to be able to paint them now and not feel so self conscious about how they look.

Got the details for the funeral for my old colleague. I’m going to go, even though I haven’t spoken to him in years and years, since before COVID even. He made working at Computershare tolerable - guaranteed to make me cry-laugh with the jokes and witty comebacks he had for the micro-managers there😂 taught me how to handle those managers when I took over his role.

It’s the least I can do I think, pay my respects and remember how he made me laugh so hard.

Hm I dunno about that but if she thought she could get away with it she was pretty stupid lol