Prolly has 2 step verification now that I think about it… Someone has goooot that number. I need to make it mine.

I very much dislike the looks of those dogs.

Maybe because my ex has one, but I’m pretty sure I disliked them before that.

I’m sure they’re still chill.

There’s about 2 million in my area code, I’m sure it’s working pretty well for that person.

My whole country are experts at this kind of thing.

Where’s the last period? What are you hiding??

What’s he gonna do? Honestly, why is anyone afraid this dude?

I’m sure you have a lovely voice. So I’m gonna trust you to not ruin my expectations.

Somebody just sing it already

Chips and dip chips and

Dip chips and

Dip chips and dip chips

Sparrito

Works at most every “do you have a phone number with us?” Place in existence. Someone out there has a shitload of Walgreens points.

It was found on a bathroom wall I believe.

Ok Virginia, sure. We believe you.

Maniac

I’m pretty tall but that went right over me.

You’re right. Must be the Christmas special. That or both just wanted to see Satan’s maggoty cumfart…

Some song once told me only the good die young. So he’s here for awhile.

There’s also the concern of the tobacco. Butts aren’t just filters, there’s plenty of sweet addictive nicotine left usually.

Just the swedish ones. I held up a sign in my yard that said free peanuts and some of them came right away but when I held up a swedish sign they all completely ignored me. This was in America though, so they’re likely just uneducated.

I had a white lab for 14 years. She went out doing exactly that. Starting at my sandwich. It was sad, but such a good life. This pic kinda made me tear up not gonna lie.

I got some really neat LED ones that are solar powered. Think they were $15 for 184ft. They work great if there’s enough sun. I’ve been stuck in a fog bank for a week or more that’s expected to stay for a couple more weeks so they’re not kicking full gear but still doing good.