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Maybe try checking your premium Thesaurus.com account to find words with a similar meaning!

“Shitty” is just Trump’s style, so that tracks.

Right there with you. “It’s the hope that kills you” versus “Jesus please just let the world make sense for EVEN. ONE. DAY.”

What claim is he even trying to make here? “Everyone knows someone who’s seen [the Epstein files]”? Nobody’s seen them, and nobody knows anyone who has, and that’s the whole issue.

Comme c’est excitant!

Bro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.

Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.

Lawmaker says Alligator Alcatraz is an ‘internment camp’ after joint GOP-Dem visit

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Hm. Didn’t expect that sound bite to come from that individual, but alrighty.

trump and noem are murderers

… again.

Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”

I love this. Thanks for sharing it.

I wanted to print a copy, and I went looking for the highest-res copy I could find. I couldn’t access the larger image in the dc.com article you linked, but in case anyone else is interested, I found two at 2750 x 3778:

• This copy has a visible crease from scanned original
• And this copy has the crease shooped out

“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”

I kinda can’t understand Yang going all-in on this… Who would want to associate themself with “the Nazi salute guy?”

On the other hand, there’s a certain authenticity that comes from knowing he came up with the slogan himself (because there’s no way that any AI – even grok – would generate something so tepid and transparent).

Feels like we could have saved our perpetually-strained justice system a lot of ass-ache by just… Sentencing these motherfuckers properly the first time.

Headlines from the not-too-distant future:

“Perhaps one could ascertain that some or all of the indicated entities may or may not have alleged that the individual or party in question had indeeed performed one or more of the purported actions on that date or possibly at some other time.”

Trumponomics makes all this tricky math and policy shit so easy to understand!

“They pay, so they lose, which means we win.”*

* Disclaimer: They never pay. It’s always us.

He’s got an extensive history of lying about (among so many things) what so-and-so told him in a private meeting, only to be called out and contradicted by that very person the following day.

Throw another one on the pile, most likely.