Fake News. Vader was a great baby sitter. Some might even say he was the best baby sitter. Also his saber was yuge. Anyone that suggests that he might have harmed the children or was inappropriate with the children is guilty of treason and should be deported. And there is no list of people that might have harmed these children because the children weren’t harmed. Even if there was a list it was made up by windu and can’t be trusted, we can’t risk ruining someone’s life over made up charges. Now excuse me while I exile a bunch of people that spread lies and Vader and the emperor without any due process. Those people will be perfectly happy on their new planet of Alderaan.

No one that speaks German can be evil.

How bad could it really be if they still advanced technology enough to make a time machine?

LA was chosen because the last LA Olympics was the last time a city didn’t rack up a huge debt getting things ready for the Olympics. And since there have been fewer and fewer cities requesting to host they picked LA extra early in hopes that LA can again keep the cost low enough that other cities might want to host again.

And now the idiot in chief is going to put himself in charge and insist that this be the biggest dumbest event ever to try to show off how great he is. And after the embarrassment of his birthday parade there is no way he is going to trust someone else to do this and if LA and the US goes bankrupt paying for it, then well that is Obama’s and Biden’s fault.

Don’t let water touch it or it will bring you 7 years of bad luck

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Don’t worry China has a bunch of single men because of their stupid one child policy years ago, so the two countries can just exchange.

It does have to pay interest on that debt to all the bond holders, if it doesn’t then the bonds lose value and everyone that owns them trys to offload them.

He was also Constantine

Just like America itself England can be blamed. Since there are already a bunch of WW2 answers, I’ll go back to post WW1 where England and France decided to carve up the middle east in their own interests. This created a bunch of countries with boarders that made little sense, mainly so one big influencal leader could give countries to his family members. Then jump ahead to an Australian showing up in Iran agreeing to look for oil and if he finds any he keeps 90% of the profits for 60 years. Once he found oil and made a bunch of money England said that is too good of a deal and just took over the company and changing its name to BP. Iran said this deal sucks and demanded a better deal, England said fuck you and went and asked America to step in and help them keep their deal. America sent the CIA in to cause problems, and the CIA was successful. The new leader still forced England to accept a more fair deal, but pissed off the people of Iran. So when the dictator was overthrown the new leadership was founded on a very popular policy of death to America because the CIA did what England asked them to do.

Brandon, don’t ever get a tattoo. You know what that is? That is the cow from that cheese I really like.

Only in hotly contested elections? Ugh how close does the poll have to be to be hotly contested?

So is the CEO of Boeing Mr Glass looking for Unbreakable?

Don’t worry ole Crassius will take good care of you. He knows where to find a package.

Can’t setup a parsec host on Linux only a client.

Some motherboards lock out video output without something plugged in but never found one that did it with a dedicated video card. You can always just plug in an HDMI dummy plug to get around an expected display requirement.

In 1998 Clinton’s secretary of state stent a SWAT team in to the house of some Cuban immigrants to kidnap a child who’s mother died getting him out of Cuba but because his dad was still in Cuba they figured the best way to solve the problem involved point guns at people. Since that event Latinos have voted almost exclusively for Republicans.
My only hope is if there is ever another election they will finally find someone else to hate more than Janet Reno.

I just hope the flaws have a much better reward than the first. The tradeoff never felt like they were worth it.

Zuckerberg count?

Yeah stop bod mouthing the house.

Simon you weren’t that tough,…wait where was experience screen? Oh shit!