Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoBecome a bear Summoner!🐻plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareBecome a bear Summoner!🐻plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can fly effortlessly with your scrotum exactly one inch above the groundmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYou can fly effortlessly with your scrotum exactly one inch above the groundAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou can squeeze out a pimple from your face, put it on the table, and it will turn into a tiny human being that looks like Molly Little and Hazel Moore.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can squeeze out a pimple from your face, put it on the table, and it will turn into a tiny human being that looks like Molly Little and Hazel Moore.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoYou have the power to speak to pencilsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power to speak to pencilsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoWhen you get an itch, everyone in a 50 foot radius gets it tooplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWhen you get an itch, everyone in a 50 foot radius gets it tooplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoYou can make people drunk by touching themplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down12
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can make people drunk by touching themplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agoYour dreams are just sad glimpses into what could've been.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYour dreams are just sad glimpses into what could've been.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agoYou are too cute to be harmed by all humans and animalsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are too cute to be harmed by all humans and animalsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agoYou know exactly the amount of eyelashes anyone has at any given timemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou know exactly the amount of eyelashes anyone has at any given timeAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in Kentuckymessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in KentuckyAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in Oklahomamessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in OklahomaAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agoYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agoYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWritesEnglish · 1 year agoYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squareTheOrcWhoWritesEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
