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Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

What do you call it when you're allergic to legumes?

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What do you call it when you're allergic to legumes?

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Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

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A lentil illness!

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2 years ago
This is similar to the allergy I have to layer below the earth’s crust…
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  Can you take like, lava pills or something?

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