Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.
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I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.
Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet
Then water is even further above what we supposed.
Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.
So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
Yep but I am addicted to it
If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
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Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
LMAO yeah I’m keeping it
Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.
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Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
100% of people who don’t also die
it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive
No wonder Kojima only drinks movies
I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.
As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.
Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is… well… leaking
You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love!
That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…
It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head
💪HYDROHOMIES STAY STRONG💪
Milk a tier
Milk can kill me putting it in S tier
When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.
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Milk is below F tier.
Milk S tier. Same with good pussy.
Milk G tier
Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.
I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.
available in abundance
Let’s hope it stays that way :/
No doubt?
Oh hey, it’s just a girl.
I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.
God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.
They made a song about bananas. They spell it out and everything.
Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?
I’m bad at this. :(
Water full of microplastics S+ Tier
This list is missing beer???
K tier for „keep away“
Alcohol free beer is wonderful!
It is. Low alcoholic is 😘🤏. Or something to that effect.
From me? Because if from me, touché, I wouldn’t want to be a beer around me either.
no it’s missing nuclear waste in s tier /j
Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe
Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid
If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.
*[citation needed]
Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears
Whiskey tho
Châteauneuf du Pape tho
Nectar of the God’s
Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!
Unsweet tea gets a tier tho
