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Stamets to tumblr · 1 year ago

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  • Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    To whom it will concern

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      “I hope this email finds you before I do”

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        Oh that’s good. I’m gonna have to use that one.

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        Stupid. They will dig it out in court. Only personal and in private.

  • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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    “I’m going to teach you that having kneecaps is a privilege, not a human right”.

    • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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      Tom Nook? Is that you?

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    Half of these are just OOP’s kinks showing

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      • I will edge you then ruin your orgasm

      Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.

  • 2deck
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    I will moisten your socks

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      Take it easy there, Satan.

    • Sagrotan
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      You’re a mean bastard. Hehe

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box

    • mojofrododojo
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      I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box

      and drop it in the Mariana Trench.

      • KISSmyOS@feddit.de
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        The Old Guard 2 is coming out this year, by the way.

        • mojofrododojo
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          wasn’t familiar with either movie or the series, looks interesting. might seek out the graphic novels first.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Baccano spoilers! (Well, ocean, not the trench).

    • excitingburp
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      “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” dials this to 11. Even a summary is extremely unsettling.

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    I’ll clog your toilet

    • mojofrododojo
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      I’m going to show your toilet #3.

    • Sippy Cup
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      I will upper decker your favorite toilet

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    I used to RP a character in Ultima Online that would threaten people with “I’m going to remove your larynx through your sphincter.”

    • hswolf
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      deleted by creator

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    Enjoy your next 24 hours

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      General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    “I will stare into your eyes even after you blink”.

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    “I want to collect your shadow”

    It’s from the band Craft’s song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.

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      Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.

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    I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.

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      Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.

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        Just my head

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    There’s a repeated line in “Once Upon A Time” that is supposed to be romantic, but taken from another point of view is very unsettling.

    “I will find you. I will always find you”

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    “Invert your rib cage”?

    Oooold.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

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    I’ll hit you until I pass out

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    When asked what their biggest fear is most people say stuff like “spiders” and “heights”… And I’m always like “why is never anyone thinking about being tortured to death?” is there something worse? I doubt it

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      Being tortured almost to death is worse, because, once you recover, they can do it all over again

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        Being tortured to death and brought back multiple times then set free. No amount of therapy will guide you out of the woods after that.

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      Uday gonna getcha

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