At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.

  • Sterile_TechniqueEnglish
    501·
    2 years ago

    the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung.

    I think I just found my new label for describing our ruling class.

    We live in a coprocracy, run by coprolites.

      • Sterile_TechniqueEnglish
        61·
        2 years ago

        Oh there’s plenty of good science I can think of!

        How many coprolites can be cut in two by a single motion of a guillotine blade?

        Does a coprolite puree make a viable fertilizer?

        How do coprolites hold up against extremes in temperature, pressure, or acceleration? Exposure to acids, bases, enzymatics, radiation?

        So much valuable data!

    • Dharma Curious@startrek.websiteEnglish
      34·
      2 years ago

      I imagine it was probably larger before it was… Dried out.

      Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

        • Dharma Curious@startrek.websiteEnglish
          9·
          2 years ago

          Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.

          Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol’ dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.

    • RolandoEnglish
      8·
      2 years ago

      New Olympic sport: Coprolite Extrusion.

  • Yer Ma@lemm.eeEnglish
    25·
    2 years ago

    I’ve shat bigger than that, and i didn’t go saving it for posteriorarity

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      9·
      2 years ago

      I’m trying to figure out if you regret this or are proud of it.

    • CptEnderEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      Yeah that one pic with the nurse carrying the bed pan was like 4x this size

  • Zozano@lemy.lolEnglish
    13·
    2 years ago

    Fun story for y’all.

    I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

    I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

    My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don’t bother, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com), but there is no way I’m going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.

    This day I learned our family was not normal.

  • z00sEnglish
    12·
    2 years ago

    Did a shit

    A bank grew out of it

    Sounds about right

  • squeezeyerbawdyEnglish
    11·
    2 years ago

    But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.

    Link to transcript description

    “I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”

  • SanctusEnglish
    9·
    2 years ago

    Don’t forget the parasite infestation!

  • shamrockEnglish
    8·
    2 years ago

    I don’t know who would pay thousands of dollars for an old shit, but I’m quite certain they ain’t my kind of people