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Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

5 Moves to Rulemate

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5 Moves to Rulemate

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Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).

    • KISSmyOS@feddit.de
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      The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
      And it works.

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      It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Chaos. 💣

        This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.

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      But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.

    • thesporkeffect
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      Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?

      • Bob@feddit.nl
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        That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.

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    Do you have a vibrator in your butt?

  • Wilzax
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    “you’re getting mated”

  • Deestan
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    Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.

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      Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer

      • Deestan
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        My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned from community
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    “I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”

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    “I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”

  • WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    I’ll be black this time.

  • owenfromcanada
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    “This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”

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    Google it.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Holy hell!

  • owenfromcanada
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    “I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”

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    That’s exactly how I like my anal beads

  • Bob@feddit.nl
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    You can say anything you fucking want in either context.

    • skye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

      and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

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        You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?

        • skye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does

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            Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap

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    Holy hell

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    White knight takes black queen.

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