• Inucune
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    1 year ago

    You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

    • lemmefixdat4u
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      1 year ago

      Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

      (Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

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    1 year ago

    Switch the vacuum from “SUCK” to “BLOW”. Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

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      1 year ago

      Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.