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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Supreme Court issues token reasonable ruling

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Supreme Court issues token reasonable ruling

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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON, DC ―As part of their ongoing mission to fool ridiculously gullible centrists into thinking that their rulings are rooted in respectable legal theory and not right-wing dogma, the Supreme Court recently issued its token semi-reasonable ruling.
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    Checks out, since they have to distract from ruling that gratuities aren’t bribes.

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      Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Why yes, the curtain is big enough to fit a Winnebago!

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      Be sure to tip your governor!

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