• HousePanther@lemmy.goblackcat.com
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    There’s probably not any one single thing that I would do but interestingly enough I was charged once with a misdemeanor for providing food to the homeless and arrested, finger printed, and then released. At the hearing, the arresting officer failed to show and the judge, being a rather empathetic and progressive individual had the following to say to me:

    Since the arresting officer has seen fit not to respect this court’s time, I am formally dropping the charges. I will go off of the record for one moment: Young man, some laws were intended to be broken. I applaud you for choosing wisely. Back on the record: I will order the record of arrest expunged because I see no benefit to society in having a record of this young man’s arrest for performing what is essentially good civil service. And so ordered

    I am reminded that there are good people in this world.

  • Treefox
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    It would probably be beating an animal abuser to death.

  • sexy_peach@feddit.de
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    Join last generation and sabotage some kind of fossil fuel thing.

    Edit: Also hi feds :)

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    Probably for being horny on main

  • arc
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    Something piracy related… I’m an avid movie/tv pirate and get family members onto IPTV and my Plex server. I stick to my limits of family members only though and don’t make any money from it

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    Seditious thoughts. Unless Op means in breach of current laws.

  • Wrongfully accused and convicted after being in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

    Such as being found in the murder victim’s apartment, mere moments after their murder.

    “I swear! It wasn’t me! It was the one-armed man!”

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    Probably a random obscure law l accidentally violate at some point like picking up an eagle feather or something.