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Crampon to memes · 1 year ago

It's a me. FBI open up.

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It's a me. FBI open up.

Crampon to memes · 1 year ago
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  • potoooooooo ☑️
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    You’re already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

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      you think just posting on the fediverse hasn’t already got you on the list?

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        Didn’t it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

        Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

        Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn’t exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

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          Wow, really strong “only terrorists use encryption” vibes.

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          The great thing is, if everyone’s on the list, no one is!

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          A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

        • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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          deleted by creator

      • OpenStars@discuss.online
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        Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

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        I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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        I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How dare you use something you don’t own in way you haven’t been given permission to. Shame on you.

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    If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I’m gonna have around a million death sentences.

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      It’s a me a mandatory death sentence

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        • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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          This comment might actually get a DMCA

          • samus12345
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            “I decide-a what’s-a fair use! Woo-hoo!”

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            Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

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      Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

      • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world
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        Joke’s on them, I don’t like my family!

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      The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

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      You better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

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        I’ll be careful.

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    “You wouldn’t lend a baby.”

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      The babies yearn for the mines

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      That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

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        Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

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      No but I’d cut one in half and give it to two different women

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        Only if you’re not sure who’s the mother, otherwise it’s illegal

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          This season of Maury is gonna be lit

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    This reminded me that you can type “do a barrel roll” into Google. Works on mobile too.

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      I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

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        do a barrel roll

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          🙂~🙃~🙂

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          Press Z or R twice

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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      Try zerg rush

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      How did this remind you of that?

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        Starfox is the game that had the ‘do a barrel roll’ saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

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          Ahh I didn’t know that’s what it’s from!

          That’s cool, thanks!

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    GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

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      Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

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      I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

      • Yi K
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        So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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      I still like sf64 more

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    Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

    • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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      Stop right there, criminal scum!

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        User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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    Ugh. I wish I didn’t have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It’s the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

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      Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

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    Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

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    You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

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    Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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      However their static Star Fox series is great

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    Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn’t feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.

    Big fat /s folks…

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      Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people.

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