• hOrni
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    72
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    I prefer the Schrödinger’s immigrant. Both stole Your job and only collects benefits.

    • FuglyDuck
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      1 年前

      Not hard to believe some one had a full time, shit-paying job and benefits.

      We need stop subsidizing corporations with welfare and make them pay actual wages

          • Juice@midwest.social
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 年前

            We wouldn’t. But when making demands its useful to make them in such a way that they are theoretically possible within the logic of capitalism as an economic system, but functionally impossible within capitalism the system of class domination. This teaches the workers through struggle the true nature of the system, it removes all doubt. Its a transitional demand.

  • De_Narm
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    56
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    Well, obviously, creating a localized hurricane wouldn’t change the entire climate one bit! /s

    • toiletobserver
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either

      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 年前

        It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

        • SybilVane@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          1 年前

          Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        1 年前

        Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

        • FuglyDuck
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          1 年前

          I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

          Hot, cold, pulsate.

          But stalone dropped the deuce.

          (Yes it’s disgusting)

  • gmtom
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    36
    ·
    1 年前

    I wonder how many of those smug “you really beleive humans can affect the climate of the entire world 😏” types are now going on about the dems making hurricanes?

    • MehBlah
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      1 年前

      The root cause here is they will always blame anyone but themselves.

  • merc@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    1 年前

    And it’s not an unusual belief, unfortunately.

    Belief that weather control is possible is so common that states like Tennessee passed a law to ban geo-engineering / chemtrails. Meanwhile, another different conspiracy is that “the globalists” / “Bill Gates” / “The Rothchilds” / “George Soros” want to cram everyone into densely packed cities (15-minute cities) and they’re using the “climate change hoax” to make people give up their cars.

    If anybody knows any actual, working way to deprogram these cultists, I’d very much like to have some relatives back.

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 年前

        I’m not going to be able to get them to listen to a podcast, and I refuse to disappear into the void.

    • Noobnarski
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 年前

      It is possible to seed clouds with silver iodide to get them to start raining.

      • Aceticon
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 年前

        And if you seed open air with silver iodine nothing happens, which is why you can’t use that to, for example, make rain in the Sahara.

        You need clouds already up there for it to work, which means water vapour getting up there in a high enough quantity that it has liquidified again (that’s what clouds are: lots and lots of tiny water dropplets).

        So what exactly is the geoengineering process that’s put all that water up there in such quantity that there are clouds all the way to the horizon on all side, so thick that the sky becomes dark?

        Our capabilities are about the equivalent of taking a bucket of water from a “creek” passing by in the sky whilst this hurricane would require us to be capable of putting an ocean of water up there, which is nowhere near our capabilities.

        • Noobnarski
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 年前

          Yup, I said its possible to seed clouds to create rain. I didn’t say its possible to seed the sky to create rain.

          • Aceticon
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            1 年前

            Well, I felt it wasn’t clear from your post that seeding clouds to get them to drop their water is literally the most weather “control” we are capable of doing with current technology.

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 年前

        Yeah, with an unknown effectiveness. Like, maybe it will rain 5% more, maybe 5% earlier, but no guarantees. But, despite that, it’s widely deployed just in case in some places.

    • SassyRamen
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      31
      ·
      1 年前

      You’ve categorized her under the wrong subspeices, she’s homo-hillbillieus

      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        1 年前

        I don’t think Marjorie qualifies as a hillbilly. She’s rich and can’t operate a computer. But between Vance and the Deliverance and all the other media, got some sorry examples of hillbillies. Fuck all them stereotypes. But yeah don’t fly your freak flag (pride, fist emoji, represent) in rural Appalachia

        • FuglyDuck
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          edit-2
          1 年前

          Vance can us a computer, too.

          (His search history included things likenAshley’s furniture and IKEA.)

          • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            1 年前

            I won’t mind when we move past the couchfucker meme. The only purpose it served was to annoy and confuse. That’s done, it’s over.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    That’s because Democrats aren’t human, they are demons.

    Or something like that. I don’t know, trying to understand the insanity of her and her deranged ilk exhausts me.

    • breadsmasher
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      dont forget the lasers controlling the weather

  • Snapz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 年前

    This same person is also always both demanding the end of social assistance programs while loudly demanding they are given more funds and faster!

  • Donebrach
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 年前

    from an anthropological standpoint, studying Homo Republicanensis is fascinating, but it is objectively horrifying that such creatures exist.

  • nemonic187
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    1 年前

    Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.

  • zcd@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    H.A.R.P. Scientist here - we use gravity waves to control the weather. The lasers are used to make the flies really aggressive. Hope that clears up the confusion

  • BigFig
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    I want so badly to see her get hit in the face by something one of these days

    • TachyonTele@lemm.eeBanned from community
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      1 年前

      You don’t think the frying pan did enough damage already?

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      Makes more sense then every scientist who has observed climate change reasoning that adding carbon to the atmosphere will cause a green house effect.

    • distantsoundsBanned from community
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      I’m pretty sure she’s more of a Jewish space lasers believer

    • einlander
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells.