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Jaspertato to Technology MemesEnglish · 10 months ago

One Year

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One Year

Jaspertato to Technology MemesEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • mad_asshatter
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    “Wait…I can choose to have SEX??”

    • YaDownWitCPP
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      Well…not you. The rest of us though!

      • mad_asshatter
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        Whew! Had me worried.

    • Zorque
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      Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.

      • RidderSport@feddit.org
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        Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?

      • mad_asshatter
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        Damn, someone lawyered-up.

      • grissino
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        But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So…

    • Anticorp
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      You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.

  • samus12345@lemm.ee
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    “No touching yourself, either!”

    • Maalus
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      The unbreakable pegasus oath!

      • samus12345@lemm.ee
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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    I don’t game…

  • sheepishly@fedia.io
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    10 months ago

    same tbh

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