He would say, “the power is yours!” Then he would fly away. Where did he go? Is there like a PlanetCave he just hangs out in and crochets until all the rings get used?
He would say, “the power is yours!” Then he would fly away. Where did he go? Is there like a PlanetCave he just hangs out in and crochets until all the rings get used?
He’s not stupid, he went back to his home planet, cuz Earth is fucked and he knows it.
I think his home planet is just called “planet”
He’s not called “Captain Earth”, duh
Hahaha! I needed that laugh today! 😂🤣
Are you saying his theme song is a lie? Because it says he’s going to take pollution down to zero!
I’ll tell you a little secret.
99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍
So what I’m hearing is that we need to throw 99% of our garbage away at the north pole.
Exactly. And arrest Santa and do away with those pesky elves while we’re at it.
Some would say that’s what’ll happen when the human population is down to zero
Not for many thousands of years afterward.
His home planet is Earth and his powers are bound to Earth