Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost · 5 months agoChild supportsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down120cross-posted to: memes[email protected]
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minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 months agoMy 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoMy 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
minus-squarepotoo22linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoMy 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
minus-squareWILSOOON@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoMy son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoOh shit I bet he makes 6k figures
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Oh shit I bet he makes 6k figures