• Sanctus
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    4 months ago

    I’m gonna request 1m from all of them

    • doug@lemmy.today
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      4 months ago

      Honestly the team seems inept enough that they could be easily bamboozled out of a mil.

    • mkwt
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      4 months ago

      Seems about right: it’s just a small loan, after all.

      • ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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        4 months ago

        Trump’s “small loan of a million dollars” turned out to have been a gift of $413 million that his father acquired through legally dubious means.

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      4 months ago

      Just don’t put “Starbucks” as the reason. Rich people don’t drink Starbucks or they would be poor. Maybe they “Golf”.

  • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    I can’t believe I missed the opportunity to text JD Vance pictures of sexy couches and love seats.

    On the other hand, a single email or text to Hegseth might have exposed the entire American DoD if he was drunk enough. “Oops. Need to reset my password for important Secretary stuff. Here’s all my credentials.”