• Manifish_Destiny
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    4 months ago

    join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

    Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

    Id shoot myself immediately.

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      A mission in starfield (shit game but honestly decent writing at the very least) included just this. A generation ship finally arrived at its destination long after FTL travel was invented to find that the intended colony planet was already a fancy resort planet. You have to broker some kind of agreement between the parties.

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        It’s a couple of Star Trek episodes too. Similar idea is how they found Khan.

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      That’s why you outfit your ship with mass drivers.

      Any parasites roaming around on your paradise? A couple hundred rocks at 2% light speed will clear that up.

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        Nice nice, and in the 3000 intervening years they’ve developed alpha particle cannons that shred your entire swarm of rocks and puny physical spaceship to white hot quantum loops as they sip megachampagne on their continent sized airships as they watch your fleet unwillingly transition to light

        The gun that fired the barrage was the size of a juice box floating somewhere in orbit, they have millions of them

        You didn’t even get a chance to pull your finger off of the mass driver button

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          It’s not made on earth so it’s mega sparkling wine