What’s wrong with expecting our young people to be working part-time now? I mean, that’s how it used to be when I was growing up.

Sure DeSantis… show me some proof you worked an overnight shift during the school week in your teens. I’ll wait.

But the children crave the mines

This is so WRONG! We NEED tiny hands to fit into dangerous machinery. The president is too busy doing more IMPORTANT work.

America is Becoming SO WOKE! We CANT have Kids WORKING OVERNIGHT SHIFTS before School, we CANT bring GUNS into Kindergarten Rooms, we CANT Punch Gay Kids! TOO WOKE!