Stamets to Rare insults · 3 months agoPineapple Pizzaimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down140
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minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoI know lots of people that have never bothered to try the decidance of pineapple and ham
minus-squareSkyezOpenlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoFuck you for enjoying it, but also thank you for not calling it “bacon”
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWill you at least buy me a hawaiian pizza first??
minus-squareSkyezOpenlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoUnder the assumption we’re hatefucking? I mean, yeah sure, I’m not a monster. I can stuff it in your mouth while we bang if you’re into that.
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoYou can do what you want, as long and I get that sweet/salty mix on my pizza!!
minus-squarePortosian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·3 months agoYou can call it decadence all you want but wet pizza toppings are objectively bad for the quality of the pizza. It doesn’t matter how much you pat it dry, that pineapple weeps liquid as it cooks and makes the texture of the cheese beneath it gross.
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoIdk wtf youre talking about, don’t think Ive ever had a “soggy” Hawaiian pizza
I know lots of people that have never bothered to try the decidance of pineapple and ham
Fuck you for enjoying it, but also thank you for not calling it “bacon”
Will you at least buy me a hawaiian pizza first??
Under the assumption we’re hatefucking? I mean, yeah sure, I’m not a monster. I can stuff it in your mouth while we bang if you’re into that.
You can do what you want, as long and I get that sweet/salty mix on my pizza!!
You can call it decadence all you want but wet pizza toppings are objectively bad for the quality of the pizza. It doesn’t matter how much you pat it dry, that pineapple weeps liquid as it cooks and makes the texture of the cheese beneath it gross.
Idk wtf youre talking about, don’t think Ive ever had a “soggy” Hawaiian pizza
Your oven isn’t hot enough.