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    Oh shit oh shit oh shit…

    Gotta keep “the people” on the edge of their seats and clutching their pearls with fear!!

    OTOH, maybe if this attempt at an administration wasn’t acting as dicks to the rest of the world, tarrifing every import, engaging in genocide, bombing Islamics and just generally fucking being douches to the Nth degree…

    TBF, US is pretty hateable just now. 🤡 🖕 🖕 💩 💩

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    “These individuals are often motivated by a broad range of racial, ethnic, political, religious, anti-government, societal, or personal grievances,” the assessment continued.

    Pretty much covers…checks notes every citizen, immigrant, and visitor.

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      Yup…

      “For your protection we’ve decided to arrest everyone who is not a registered Republican”

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        My state doesn’t have party registrations. It’d just be cheaper to wall us all off and leave us alone in our miserable place, just to be sure.

        Of course, you can’t wall the side to Canada, but we’ll promise to not go there while we are isolated from the rest of the US.

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          My state doesn’t have party registrations but they keep track of when and where we vote, and therefore can see what primary we vote in.

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      The collective noun for ICE members is “shitheel.”

  • SoftestSapphicBanned from community
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    ICE is going to firing squad some people during the fireworks Friday.

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    Is ICE planning on going out in tiny groups‽

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    Please strike mar a largo

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    I feel like this comes every 4th of July, the only difference is now it is a wolf whistle.