• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Frenchy McPistols

    Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France

    But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

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      There wouldn’t be a dick joke. You’d be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you’d be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she’s willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.

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      6 days ago

      At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎

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    I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.

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    I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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    I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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      8 days ago

      From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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      7 days ago

      i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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          it’s barely a variation on it, and also doesn’t make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you’d like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it’s still two family names.

          but we already know through several examples that she doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it’s most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn’t have to tell her.

          it’s the same reason she didn’t use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.

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      8 days ago

      Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.