Cruz says he returned to Texas as quickly as he could after news of devastating floods broke. Flight data tells a different story.

So he toured the Parthenon during 4th of July weekend, 24 hours AFTER people were caught in the flood.

Rafael Cruz just doesn’t love Americans does he?

  • TheCriticalMember@aussie.zoneEnglish
    19·
    2 months ago

    I believe ted cruz has the most punchable face in politics. I don’t even think you’d hurt your hand. It just looks soft and squishy.

    • druidjaidanEnglish
      11·
      2 months ago

      Woah woah woah. His punchability doesn’t compare to the absolutely smashable Mitch McConnell

      • ChickenLadyLovesLifeEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        I’d go with Marjorie The Gathering myself. Yeah yeah you’re not supposed to hit a woman, but I’m not convinced she’s even human let alone a woman.

        • mojofrododojoEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          I think that bad built bleach bond basic bitch is actually the victim, she’s the poster child for FAS. no eye brow ridge, soft features, tapioca brains… that level of crazy isn’t typical.

          • ChickenLadyLovesLifeEnglish
            3·
            2 months ago

            The best description of her I’ve read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims as a mask.

      • mojofrododojoEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        I’d be afraid of him retracting his head back into his shell and hitting that instead.

      • fulcrummed
        1·
        2 months ago

        Pyne’s voice enhances punchability by a factor of at least 10. Embodiment of the word snivelling.

        • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          He’s that little shit that hangs with the bullies and thinks he’s a big man as long as they have enough distraction to not turn on him.

          • fulcrummed
            1·
            2 months ago

            Kind of how Australia has been know to chase big bro USA into a fight, then stand behind him, pointing its finger and antagonising the other side from behind the big bro shield?

              • fulcrummed
                1·
                2 months ago

                Until someone knocks out big bro. Or he gets annoyed and tells you to rack off. or someone retaliates while he’s not around…

    • CharlesDarwinEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      …Matt Gaetz enters the chat.

      (or Stephen Miller. Or Curtis Yarvin. Or Roger Stone. Or Richard Spencer. Or Donnie Jr. )