• my_hat_stinks@programming.dev
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    5 months ago

    Imagine superman barging into your home with two rich kids just to say “look at this shithole, can you believe people actually live like this?” He excludes the kid he wants the others to include, too.

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    5 months ago

    How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

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      5 months ago

      That might be seen as alien ingerence though. He can act freely in the city he has been a citizen more than the countries on the other side of the globe. Doesn’t mean he can’t help when people ask him.

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        Yeah, but if he can drag two leaders that are purposefully driving their people to war into the sky and toss them around a bit until they agree to sit down and talk until they come to an agreement, he kind of has the responsibility to do it.

        And the rest of us get to see idiots get juggled.

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      I feel a movie where superman actually tries to fix things might be boring.

      here is superman moving a shit ton of aid to where it’s needed.
      and if he had balls, he would me snatching world leaders and dropping them in the hague, go after military bases.

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    5 months ago

    Right, but he could have done the funniest thing ever and just left those kids there.

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      5 months ago

      Or better, keep the comic exactly the same, but swap the 2 kids with refugees when he lands back

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    5 months ago

    did superman illegally traffic children across international borders?

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    5 months ago

    That is excellent and back when we were supposed to care about each other.

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      Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

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    5 months ago

    Help the cause, give Superman a ‘friendly hand’.