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MinguPingu to Bikini Bottom Twitter · 2 months ago

they want their 62 cents

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they want their 62 cents

MinguPingu to Bikini Bottom Twitter · 2 months ago
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  • Warl0k3
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    It’s conditionally taxed income - if it’s expected that you will owe over $1000 in taxes as a dependent, you’ll need to file a 1040-ES and keep up with quarterly tax payments. If you make less than $400, the IRS does not care, and that is probably a sum outside the scope of earnings for many (if not all) childhood lemonade stands.

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    And you better have a permit, or the local Karen chapter will have a word: https://youtu.be/FRLL-w9sKdg

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    The FDA would probably also like to have a word.

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      No jurisdiction unless in DC

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