Welcome to the UK, JD Vance!
- How many vacations does he have? Whenever I read news about him he seems to be always on vacations. - That’s because he’s just a show pony. 
- Well, how many paid vacation days does a US VP get? Maybe he’s using sick days. 
 
- JD Vance eats scrambled eggs with his fingers. - JD Vance licks Doritos and puts them back in the bag. 
 
- JD Vance drinks with a spoon. 
- JD Vance gets his socks wet on purpose. - Is JD Vance like anti-Chuck Norris? 
 
- I heard he sucks ketchup directly from the bottle - But just the watery first squirt. 
 
- JD Vance wears jeans when he skis. - Whoah, slow down, that actually takes some balls to pull off. 
 
- JD Vance filters 1% milk because it’s “too strong” 
- does jd Vance wear protection when he fucks a couch? - No, silly. He has an ottoman business on the side. 
 
- JD Vance seasons his chicken with tap water. 
- When JD Vance brushes his teeth, he spits back into his cup and drinks it again. 
- JD Vance wears his shoes on the wrong feet sometimes 
- This is definitely humour rather than humor. 
- If the UK has free speech, try telling a cop you support Palestine Action. 
- From what I remember the whole denial because of the meme was unconfirmed to say the least. - Then they can just mock him for the fascism and stuff 👍 
- they’ve said they’re searching phones for anti-trump shit, so it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s what they want to be true. 
 






