Lockheed Martin F-35 Embraer A29
Rich kids’ toy Cheap and sturdy
Needs 1000h of maintenance after each flight Can take off and land on any slightly plane piece of dirt
Can’t fly if it’s too hot, too cold, too humid or too dry Flies every-fucking-where
Zero dogfights Only needs WD40 and silver tape for maintenance
Best friend became submarine Actually intercepts drug traffickers
Not even War Thunder forums care about it Doesn’t try to hide because it’s so overpowered