• Sterile_Technique
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    Me to my family: waste money on a coffin for me and I swear to fuck I will haunt your dumb ass. Donate my corpse to science and move on.

    Have a potluck in uncle J’s backyard in my honor if you really need some kind of ceremony. Fuck funerals.

    • GraniteM
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      My grandmother’s will said “you can donate my body to the university, and if they don’t need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that’s good too.”

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    Pharos are speedrunning to get to New Game+ with all the loot from their first playthrough.

  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The bottom one belongs to someone who once ruled what they knew as the known world and was worshipped as a living god. I’d trade a pine box for that.

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    now if only you could get gamers to make the same realization

  • DarkCloud
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    Naaah, they were born with generational wealth.

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    bottom one is people that spent their lives on the efforts of others.

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    This is a great place to show off my two favorite new words:

    • Grindset
    • Productivity-pilled
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    Let your haters be ritually murdered and buried with you in the pyramid of success