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A ‘stray bullet’ 25,000 people offline near Dallas.
Archived version: https://archive.is/20251001151950/https://www.404media.co/a-bullet-crashed-the-internet-in-texas/
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the texas internet is a series of gun barrels
stray bullet
Be sure to spay and neuter your bullets.
They need more robust gunfire walls.
And by “the Internet in Texas” they mean the internet for 0.08% of Texas
Yes, but as everything is bigger in Texas, the same is valid for percentages. So, 0.08% in Texas corresponds to roughly 17% in Nevada, because of reasons.
Your math indicates Nevada has 147,058 people
"This is not the first time gunfire has taken down the internet. In 2022, Xfinity fiber cable in Oakland, California went offline after people allegedly fired 17 rounds into the air near one of the company’s fiber lines. "
Truly an Idiocracy
