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andrewta to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 14 days ago

If my neighbor is married, And she's extremely attractive what's the best way to let her know that I think she has a great body

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If my neighbor is married, And she's extremely attractive what's the best way to let her know that I think she has a great body

andrewta to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 14 days ago
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  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.

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      Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone

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    You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.

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    Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.

  • graycube
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    She knows. No words are necessary.

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    hire a sky writer

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.

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    Interpretive dance.

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