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By completely ignoring her, and doing nothing more than a brief polite wave if you see each other doing yardwork or leaving your respective properties at the same time.
Ramp up the intensity in half a year with a brief hello, while standing at least 8 meters away. But to be extra friendly, only do it when she is not alone
You put it in the freezer to preserve it, obviously.
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You should do 1,000 pushups a day, every day, out on the lawn.
Tell her husband to relay the message. Make sure to be specific.
She knows. No words are necessary.
hire a sky writer
Dress up exactly like her so she can compare her body to yours.
Interpretive dance.
