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Jon: Garfield, what would you say if I said my chair is damaged?

Garfield: I’d say you’re right.

Jon: What would you say if I said the damage looks like it was done by a cat?

Garfield: I’d say there do appear to be some abrasions of the claw persuasion.

Jon: What would you say if I said we both know this cat?

Garfield: I’d say you’re getting warm.

Jon: What would you say if I said YOU are the cat who scratched my chair?

Garfield: I’d say that is a distinct possibility.

Jon: What would you say if I said never sharpen your claws on my chair again?

Garfield: No comprendo, Senor.