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Well, I guess if they’re a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that’s an indication.
They’ll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won’t be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they’ll be the next messier.
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.

Is this your child ?
This is obviously them in school trying to learn that “BLOODS” hand sign thing
Can they predict when they were born?
I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special
A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby
They will show you the truth.





