I enjoy Star Wars for specific reasons that I like in entertainment. The ragtag underdog fighting a strong oppressor and winning. The classic fantasy story, but in space. Swords. Small fighters dogfighting more than large ships shooting at each other.
Now, that’s entertainment, in an action fantasy judgement. Would I want to live in a Star Wars universe over a Star Trek universe? Absolutely not. Do I agree with the moral guidelines of either major side of Star Wars? Again, not really. I definitely don’t like the empire, but even the Jedi are too much of religious fundies to me. I also think the lessons/message of Trek is generally better too.
It’s a bit like food that’s tasty but not good for you. I enjoy it, but I’m not claiming it’s the better of the two.
A lot of Star Wars fans are either idolizing the Empire and the Dark Side for their positions of power and control, or the Space Wizards who go out of their way to be naive and get struck down for the better good. If they’re not wearing rebel gear, they’re not default trustworthy.
If someone watches enough Trek to wear the gear and is open about it, they are at least not against diversity and equality in their fantasy choices.
Also, a lot of normies like Star Wars as a normal action franchise, so there’s some general randomness to the sample. Star Trek pretty specifically appeals to that specific type of nerd, there’s a lot more consistency in the results you can expect.
What about the one that has “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…”?
For me it would depend on what kind of Star Trek shirt it was. If it’s just a shirt that says Star Trek then not really. But if they’re wearing a fucking Starfleet uniform I will trust them with my goddamn life.
Jokes on all of you…I sport a shirt with Leto the God Emperor of Dune on it.
For the greater good of humanity, I don’t want to see our extinction. Leto truly was the least selfish person/god to ever grace the Duniverse.
Finally, a third worst option.
Star Wars guy might tell you to fuck off, give bad info over confidently, or expect something in return for their help
But God Emperor guy will lead you to a dark alley to shank you to protect the future gene pool from your weakness, and feel good about it.
It’s your fault for not seeing it coming really.
As Star Wars fan and someone who have been following the community for some time, i totally agreed with those people
Star Wars is so heavily merchandised that you really can’t tell anything about someone wearing a shirt with Yoda on it, impulse buy at a Wal-Mart. But show me someone wearing a Riker T-Shirt, and I’ll show you someone who went to a convention or decided to order a shirt off of a website. More likely to be one of us harmless earnest dorks who knows who did what at Tenagra.
Lucas when the merch prevailed
Lucas, with Kenner.
Star Wars is too widely popular for much to be inferred by the shirt, whereas Star Trek fans tend to be more alike : nerdy, generally nice.
With the laugh track edited out:

Can someone tell me what my reaction to this poll should be?

uncontrollable laughter
Thank you, the laugh track detracts from the rest of it.
Thank you! I thought it was just me
Where does 40k fall on this spectrum? Is it just a nope by default or is it dependent on faction or memetics.
You can trust anyone with an admech shirt.
Trust me.
So long as they don’t try to jack my shit by claiming it’s the blessed by the machine god then we’re good.
HEAVILY dependent on faction
I feel this is a very clever joke but I don’t know enough lore to appreciate it.
Less a joke about the lore and more a joke about how some people get really weird about some factions, like the Death Corps of Krieg and the Black Templars who are fan favorites but also attract a very fashy side of the fan base. Personally I’m more of an Armageddon Steel Legion, Blood Ravens, Adeptus Mechanacus type of guy.
People who play Black Templars are always going to be either the most horrible or the sweetest person you have ever met with no inbetween
Inquisition!
Salamanders forever!!!
Not all Star Trek fans are deep thinkers.
Not many Star Wars fans are deep thinkers.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
That’s not fair! The poor blokes won’t even understand they’re being made fun if!
Tbh I was going to reply but I couldn’t think of anything. (I’m a Farscape fan, not sure if that’s related?)
I’m pretty sure that Farscape fans fall into an entirely different Venn diagram.
One that overlaps with stargate?
Or sits within it
The shirt:



Wow, I genuinely LOLed at that. And woke my wife.
I’ve always felt Sheeran looked a lot like Weyoun 6

Eh, I’m not seeing it.

lol fucking autocorrect
This is glorious
Maybe he looks more like Weyoun 4?
I wish that were true. He seems play more component characters than mine.
I’d wear a Blake’s 7 shirt if there was an iconic logo that wasn’t also the emblem of the fascist reigime in-universe.
The bland target logo from Series D doesn’t really appeal to me.
I saw this posted before elsewhere (but can’t find it now). In that version, it was stated this was posted in a Star Wars forum, which makes it doubly hilarious if true.
Not quite. It was posted on Tumblr, by a star wars focused account, with star wars tags, so mainly star wars fans saw it (at first).
At no point during the poll was star wars in the lead, but the poll did breach containment and got seen by most of the nerd community there, which definitely did not help the voting spread.
It had to be tumblr because of the useless included comment as a modern day laugh track
This is such an accurate assessment, wow
Ah, thanks for the background!
I was just about to ask where it was posted…
That is correct. I saw the same reference to the OG post on a SW forum last time this made the rounds.
Perhaps? I recall seeing it on Reddit as well a long while ago.
I have 2 Trek shirts, 3 Star Wars, 2 Doctor Who, and a Stargate shirt. Where do I fall?
But one of my Trek shirts is a blue Andorian Mining Consortium shirt, (They run from no one) and it’s so awesome.
Depends on the day I suppose.
You can’t wear them all at once
If I was bleeding out in the street, and you approached me to help in a Doctor Who shirt, I would pretend I’d already died.
RamptantParanoia is sans Brackium Emendo, what is there to worry about?
Damn didn’t know the doctor who fandom was so hated
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