Luckyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square294linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square294linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCrabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 years agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
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