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Inductor@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Stop doing Computer Science

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Inductor@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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      Crypto, eh?

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          Man, this must just be a right of passage for working as a SWE or MLE at this point. I’ve heard this pitch from coworkers/managers more than once.

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      Depending on what your coworker actually intended to do, you might want to let them know that printers have features built in to make their output traceable, specifically intended for catching counterfeiters.

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        That’s one of these things that sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory the first time you hear about it, but it’s true

        Edit: haven’t actually clicked the link. I mean the yellow dots which the printer makes which is directly traceable to your printer: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code

        Basically all printer manufacturers entered a secret contract with governments.

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      So, uhh… what did the print(money) part look like? Asking for a friend.

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