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    2 years ago

    Can he step down into a wood chipper next?

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        Alright I am making a deal right now. If Murdoch goes on a submarine and what I really hope happens does happen I am going to seriously reconsider my atheism.

        Come on deity I am pretty sure doesn’t exist. Return me to the fold.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple
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          2 years ago

          I have some nice aquatical themed gods if you’re interested. You want a squid or a crab?

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            Maybe, as long as it isn’t Cthulhu since I am pretty confident that if he has a hand in this it is because he wants the man for some reason. Plus I am sorry but I don’t trust anything that sleeps for strange aeons but doesn’t die.

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        I’m running some sightseeing trips there using my newly designed submersible called the Schmoceangate Schmiton.