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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago
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  • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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    The most disturbing part is the hotdog’s urethra.

    • no bananaOP
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      Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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        Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      I know right? That totally isn’t big enough for beans.

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

        • no bananaOP
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          Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

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            what that glizzy canyon do?

          • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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            Fastest hot dog shooter at the trailer park

            • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              Fastest hot dog shooter at the trailer park

              Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

              I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • 4am@lemm.ee
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      That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

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    Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

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      👍

  • cottoncandy@thelemmy.club
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    This is so cursed

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      Holy shit, that’s escalating, homes…

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    Please let that be one of those “Is it Cake” things!

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    😟

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    [email protected]

  • chillbo_baggins@lemm.ee
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    Hotdog straw

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    British people

    • AlpacaChariot
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      Those beans don’t look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

      Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for “sweet brown sugar sauce” so it checks out…

      • affiliate
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        at least we don’t put them on pizza

        • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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          Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

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            i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

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          I don’t think anyone does that tbh

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      This is British beans and sausages.

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    • no bananaOP
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      Magnificent

      • Yadaran@feddit.de
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        Schlong Island Ice Tea

  • proper
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    you never had a cuppa beans, man?

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    British mfers be like: “OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make”

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      Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

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    Ooh vegetarian!

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      Brown sug sauce

  • Justin
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    I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

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    Single man birthday?

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Upvote because beans.

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      How about them beans

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