chetradley to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agoClassic Midwestern "salads"imagemessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down116
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minus-squareasteriskeverythinglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoI mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn’t sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be.
minus-squareSlowylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-22 years agoUnfortunately miracle whip is more like an odd tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert
minus-squareevranch@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoLol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that! Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck
minus-squareasteriskeverythinglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoColored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing. Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·2 years agoYou forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.
I mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn’t sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be.
Unfortunately miracle whip is more like an odd tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert
Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that!
Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck
Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing.
Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense
You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.