The same can be said for tattoos and piercings.

Works like this, cop gets told to look out for your car. He sees you and follows you, sooner or later you do something that let’s him justify pulling you over then he asks you a bunch of questions and decides you are acting nervous, or smells alcohol, or smells pot. Then he either convinces you to let him search your car or he gets a dog to come say it smells drugs, or and this is my favorite he gets you upset by getting in your personal space and amping you up, then when he quickly reaches for your arm and you jerk away he can arrest you for resisting. Then they search the car to make sure everything is documented for impound, then they seize money and expensive things to make sure it isn’t connected to any crimes.

Charges against you get dropped or you plead to something lesser and you walk, but now you have to prove that your shit was legally yours.

The Joy of cooking,it is a fundamental cookbook.i literally have dozens of cookbooks, but joy of cooking is the one I use. How many cookbooks have Wikipedia pages? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_of_Cooking

And as someone else said lay out the engridents first.

Ok so it’s sometimes right.

Good fuckin luck, I’m still getting Spanish ads for womans deodorant. If they can’t figure out my sex and language age might be a bit rough for em

Oh no, he means it this time,they better stop fighting or they will get another 2 week warning.

I’m not sane I take my meds I only pay attention to non sensational news (Reuters,NPR,AP) I spend time with loved ones I have no interest in associating with conservatives.

A few things, I’m autistic and it takes a lot of effort when talking to people especially new people for me to process how I need to talk so that the things I want to say are understood. When I drank I spoke as though I were talking to myself without all the translation process.

So in one way you could say I spoke more “true” when drunk, however the conversation would not be understood in the way I had intended.

Another thing how many people have professed their love and devotion for you while drunk only to stab you in the back while sober?

Meh it’s worked for 50 years I figure I’ll just keep at it.

The only Swiss army knife I could get in yellow had that on it, I fixed it with sand paper.

Yellow is best color, ( I honestly gaslit myself into believing that)

I operate on the assumption that if it’s an important document someone will have a copy of it.

That’s ironic.

I loveThin Lizzy, but " tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

Holy shit, ya think it might be at the fucking jail?

A) mental health is becoming less of a taboo subject so people are more open about their feelings.

B)Language changes, for example literally used to mean something was real, now it means the same as figuratively in common usage.

I bought a little computer that fits in my pocket, and allows access to almost all the information in the world.

He doesn’t care. If he can’t get reelected he doesn’t really want another republican to get the office. That way he can always say " look how everything fell apart after me"

I have always told work people that I prefer to be called a different shorting of my name then the one I do prefer. Like if I was Robert I would tell work I prefer Bob instead of Rob.

Ah yes good old American tomatoes, with no undocumented labor, only $20 a pound.

A quick look says about 70% of tomatoes are imported.

Oi, some of us just needed parents who gave a shit. Signed : a rock eater.