The strippers, JFK, and Stalin agree with Trump on this one.
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20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy•Just saw this while getting gas. Why is it illegal to get less than 4 gallons?English8·1 年前Four ways:
1: It’s not.
2: The pump charges a minimum of 4 gallons.
3: The pump dispenses at least four gallons, and won’t shut off before then.
4: A cop watches every time a person fills up.Personally, #3 would be the most fun, from a distance.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy•How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.English11·1 年前Update your landscaping to modern fire-swamp and stock it with many rodents of unusual size.
The number of people in this country who want the President to be a dictator and literally just make up laws on his own is also terrifying.
Where I got on, not too bad, I usually got a seat, but it quickly got crowded. Nowadays I hear it’s better; ridership hasn’t returned to pre-pandemic levels yet.
Pre-pandemic I drove 15 minutes to the BART station, hopefully got parking. Walked 5 minutes to the train platform. Waited for train. 50ish minute train ride to downtown San Francisco. 10 minute walk to office. Pretty typical Bay Area commute.
Now, I take my dogs for a walk, get back home, make coffee, relax. Go upstairs and login to work. WFH is the new normal and it’s great.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy•Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?English9·1 年前I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Ask Lemmy•People that lived during the Cold War, what was it like?English7·1 年前You know how schools have active shooter drills now? We had nuclear attack drills…. Duck and cover people, duck and cover.
I’ve never encountered an incel that wasn’t misogynistic. Generally they blame women for their lack of sex.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes•Why do we even have to have this conversation in the first placeEnglish2·1 年前And RFK has zero chance of winning, all he can do is suck votes from Biden or Trump, and clearly the Trump camp thinks he will suck more critical votes from Biden, thus they’re funding him. A vote for RFK is as good as a vote for Trump.
You may not like Biden, but if you don’t want Trump in the White House again, he is the only viable alternative.
Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes•Why do we even have to have this conversation in the first placeEnglish8·1 年前All of RFKs funding comes from Trump and GOP sources. At least have the balls to vote for Trump if you want him in office.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.ml•Sony is erasing digital libraries that were supposed to be accessible “forever”English6·1 年前Sony is shit for doing this, however if you buy streaming content thinking you’re going to have access to it forever you’re kidding yourself. Businesses will supply streaming content for as long as it’s profitable to do so. When that profit evaporates so does your content.
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•What's stopping you from coding like this ?English4·1 年前Lack of stupidity
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.ml•Exploring Reddit’s third-party app environment 7 months after the APIcalypseEnglish1·1 年前I’ve sideloaded it, but my guess is after the IPO they’ll cut off the public API support. They clearly don’t want 3rd party apps.
Remodeling contractors hate this one trick…
20inmyhead@lemmy.mlto Showerthoughts•Most poodle mixed are called something Doodle except for the CockapooEnglish5·1 年前A Jack Russel Terrier + Poodle is a Jack Shit.
Aw, just like Gramma used to wear.
While that may be true, nothing will fix that in this upcoming election. Vote Biden, then set to work fixing our democracy.
Popping up every four years and complain about the two party system, only to disappear afterwards is never going to solve the problem.